note to self
gina dear,
i know how much you enjoy this time of year–the family, the decorations, the FOOD…but when will you learn?? seriously. c’mon now. say it out loud with me, “pumpkin ANYTHING, other than pumpkin pie, is GROSS”. did you get that? GROSS. how many times do we need to test this theory? don’t you remember the starbucks incident?? y’know, the time where you spew hot coffee all over the hubby, claiming “pumpkin spice latte?!! (*cough, cough, hack*) this is shite!”
more recently, what about the holiday edition of pumpkin pie yogurt? didn’t it have the flavor of, oh, i don’t know, pumpkin pie made with spoiled, sour milk? mmmm, yum.
what about the pumpkin pie ice cream and milk shakes, huh? you know in your heart of hearts it was a sad attempt at recreating the magic that is pumpkin pie. an imposter, i say. one that leaves you empty and disappointed. don’t do it to yourself anymore, my dear. consider this a lesson learned.
p.s. don’t think it’s any better with any of the other “holiday” items. gingerbread and eggnog latte? REPULSIVE. any yogurt flavor, such as eggnog, bread pudding, sugar cookie…all FOUL. (i know. there was a sale. STILL.) pumpkin pie candles? NAUSEATING.
so lets do a quick recap. pumpkin pie–yummy. anything trying to be pumpkin pie–loathsome. got it?
